Kiss me baby!
Don't rush love, rushing is a no no.
O God, please tell me.
I'm engrossed by my fantasies,
but when you smile, my heart skips a beat.
I don't know why.
There's no end to my secret excitement.
You still don't know anything...
...about the real me.
The number grows one by one,
counting the firsts for just you and me.
I'll connect them all and jump into your arms.
Oh, I love you.
Don't rush love, rushing is a no no.
O God, please tell me.
I'm engrossed by my fantasies,
but when you smile, my heart skips a beat.
I don't know why.
There's no end to my secret excitement.
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Fall!
I've only been to as far as Yamanashi.
Next week, we're going on a field trip.
We'll spend three nights in Kyoto.
Read the guidebook for items you'll want to bring and other things to keep in mind.
Kyoto girls are so cute.
Lastly, don't go too crazy.
Not like you're going to get laid.
Of course, none of you are listening.
Maybe guys from other schools will try to flirt with me!
But no one even flirts with you at your own school.
I've never gone on a Japanese field trip before.
It's really exciting.
At night, we tell each other who we like.
That's right.
Who we like?
My only true love is my brother, but...
I can't... tell anyone.
Can't tell anyone...
Yamada, have you ever been to Kyoto?
No.
The ancient capital, huh...
I bet even the hotels will look historical.
Let's go, Yamada!
But wasn't there a jinx about people who hook up at field trips not lasting very long?
I-I only need to sleep with Kosuda once, so that's not a problem.
That's your pencil, not your straw.
Looks like it's a major problem.
Yay! It's a Field Trip!
Having a Hard Time Being Alone Together...
Hey, Sis!
How was your field trip?
You walk around in groups, so it won't be easy to find a chance to be alone with Yamada.
I know you want to steal another kiss from her, but...
Oh, no...
Well, yeah.
How did you know I've kissed her?
I've never told you that!
Isn't there something else you need to do before looking at a second kiss?
Have you told her that you like her?
That's why you two have such a vague relationship.
Every girl wants the guy they like to put it into words.
In words...
I see.
I haven't been thinking about Yamada's feelings at all.
Once you get her heart, you could be kissing all night.
All-
All...
Wait, are we talking about innocent intentions?
Or inappropriate intentions?
A towel, face lotion, toothbrush and toothpaste...
Sis, are you all packed?
Oh, is that the guidebook to Kyoto?
The most important item?
Good luck...
The bullet train will depart at 0740 from platform 14...
Morning.
Man, I'm sleepy.
Kosuda, enjoy your innocence while you can.
In three days, you will have lost your virginity.
At night, you'll become the teller of sex tales instead of being the audience.
He's going to talk about you, you know?
Are you sure about that?
I know, let's go to Kyoto!
We're already on our way.
Bananas for snack?
Get this, it's pickled konbu dipped in chocolate!
Gross.
Would anyone like a nice hot cup of coffee?
Miss, I'd like beer!
Did someone ask me to file an expulsion report?
It happens.
Some people get way too hyper and find themselves in deep shit.
Oh, Kosuda.
Kosuda!
Can you take a picture of us?
Sure.
I'll give you my email, so can you send one to me later?
No, this isn't a digital camera.
Kosuda, over here too!
Coming!
Stupid Kosuda!
Don't think you're popular! You're just the historian!
Kosuda, can you go buy us some coke?
Sure!
Kosuda, can you put this bag away?
Sure.
Kosuda, can you give me a massage?
Sure!
Well, I guess he doesn't think he's become popular, but still, why do I feel...
Girls are so hard do understand.
Is that the pamphlet for Movie Village?
Yeah, my mom went there last year.
Really? Did she like it?
Yeah, she said it was fun.
Man, I love field trips!
People naturally talk more.
And we get more parts in the script!
But it's going to be hard to confess.
I can't find a chance to be alone with her...
Kosuda, can you take a picture of us too?
Please make sure we look pretty.
Sure.
You traitor!
And she's totally not in the mood.
You traitor.
Kosuda, come over here.
You should also get in some pictures.
Okay?
I'll get you one with Yamada.
Wh-Why would I want to be in a picture with that traitor?
What's wrong? Everyone's taking pictures.
I-I want one!
A photo with Yamada.
Right?
Okay, so stand up next to each other.
It's just this one time.
The first and last.
Since we're on a field trip.
Ready?
Smile!
Say cheese!
Kyoto!
We're going to the inn!
Are we all here?
I couldn't do what I wanted because we were going around in groups today...
I tried so hard to find a chance to sneak out.
Kiyomizu Temple's actually not that high.
But wasn't it something important when it was just built?
Why are you sightseeing in Kyoto?!
Do you know how hard I've been working?!
Is sex more important than history to you?
I can't wait to hit up the bath.
I'm starting to get hungry.
I wonder how the dishes in Kyoto are like.
Well... since it's Kyoto...
Kyoto main courses, Kyoto side dish, Kyoto snacks!
Kyoto food is amazing!
I don't need you anymore.
No way.
Kosuda wouldn't do that over just food.
I'm so silly.
That's the reason he still doesn't like me...
What's wrong, Miyano?
The women's bath!
Takeshita, did your boobs get bigger again?
Hey, stop! Watch where you touch.
I bet that's what the girls are doing, right Kosuda?
Hello.
Shoot.
K-Kosuda?!
Are you African American?
All right, let's see whose is bigger!
Yeah!
Do you think that's what they do in the boys' bath?
That was your imagination?
That entire scenario was your imagination?!
Lights out!
Everyone go to sleep and get ready for tomorrow!
Finally, nighttime!
Nothing better than sex talk on field trips!
Hey, Takeshita.
How was your first time?
What?
Why are you asking this out of the blue?
Nice one, Misato.
I actually don't know the details either.
Takeshita, you've been with your boyfriend for a while, right?
Fox! Get this guy off me!
No matter how much you try to hide it, we'll pressure it out of you.
This is the highlight of all school field trips!
It's not fair that you only ask me, Misato.
But I'm still a virgin.
Not fair!
Well, then...
Maybe Katase can tell you instea-
Hold it right there!
Didn't you lose your virginity at a hotel?
What? No!
I told you before, didn't I?
Wow! Did you walk in with your uniform on?
I didn't!
You did this on purpose!
Fine!
I can't have you making things up.
All right!
Misato, Yamada, I'll get you two back for this.
So first...
Girls! Back to bed!
After graduation, Takeshita went into her boyfriend's room and-
Shut up!
No, you shut up!
So, what's Katase's story?
Enough!
Shut the hell up!
I want to know... more about her.
What does she like?
I'm sure it's important to confess,
but I also think it's important to just be together and see and experience things together.
I see.
So this is the main hall.
And over there would be...
I wonder if she likes temples.
It's nice and quiet behind the temple.
I just need to bring Kosuda here.
But how...?
I know! I'll text him!
For some reason, I think I can tell him my honest feelings today.
Sign: Let's meet up and have sex!
A text?
Who's it from?
Craigslist.
Delete.
All right, now reply!
Oh, you'll never get a reply.
Please cross your legs to meditate.
Rid the impureness in your mind and prevent yourself from being bounded by unnecessary thoughts.
If your heart wavers, I will strike you.
Once you are striken, you bow.
You want us to thank you for hitting us?
Sign: Yamade Delusion
Thank you so much, Your Highness!
You're already filled with impureness...
I don't have the chance to confess to Yamada.
If I confess, it may even come down to...
I'm so happy.
Sleep with me, Kosuda.
In a million years...
It's hard to tell whether this guy has impure thoughts or not.
Oh my...
Her thoughts are absolutely pure.
This lady has already perfected the way of Zen.
Oh, Brother! I love you so much!
I'll sweep Yamada off her feet!
Her mind is filled with darkness, yet she conceals everything within herself!
What spirit!
They say one has 108 impure thoughts.
Only once you have rid them all will you see the path you truly seek.
The path I truly seek...
My path is sex!
Yes! To fuck Kosuda!
What an unwavering mind!
She has already been enlightened!
What you see on the left is the Kyoto branch of Demon Seal Sightseeing.
You stupid kids!
How about you listen to the guide?!
Yamada...
Why can't I be alone with him?
Sign: Down the River
Stop walking like a bunch of snails!
Once we're done going down the river, we're heading home...
Who knows if I'll have the chance to confess.
Yamada?
In the end, I couldn't make any progress with Kosuda in these three days.
No, wait!
If I seduce him on the boat, then maybe when we're on the train...
Sign: Yamada Delusion
Yamada, I... can't hold myself back!
That's it!
Yes, that's it!
Yamada!
Yamada, we need to get on the boat- Wait...
Hey!
What do you two think you're doing?!
We got left behind?
Yamada, I lo...
Lo and Behold! One Mess of a Journey
You two are lucky.
This boat's all yours.
All right! We're all alone!
It's the perfect chance to seduce him!
Look how big he's gotten.
Are you dumb?
I could give him a boner just by holding his hand!
We're finally alone.
Well, we're not really alone, but...
The scenery's so beautiful,
and this is our last event on the field trip.
If I miss this chance, I probably won't be able to confess before graduation,
then we'll just go our separate ways, and I'll find her ten years later...
Yamada?
Yamada!
Who's that? Your friend?
I have no idea.
Sign: Shock!
Hey, new guy!
Quit slacking!
No!
I don't want a future like that!
Right, I-I need to hold his hand.
Slowly...
Hello.
I can't just reach over there at this stage.
Are we just going to gawk at open space the entire trip?
No, not croak!
Are you really going to just go home without making any progress?
Kosuda, you're not going to do anything to me when we've come all the way to Kyoto?
There's only one field trip throughout all three years of high school.
Only one!
I need to say it. I must!
Yamada, I l...
Kosuda...
Um, Yamada...
For a while now, I've...
You asshole!
You should just fall off the boat and drown!
Sign: Kids, don't try this at home.
Why?!
Miss, please!
Thank you for choosing our services today.
Our field trip's already coming to an end.
That was way too short.
I wish I could have gotten closer with the girls.
In your dreams, dude.
None of the chicks from other schools talked to us either.
Yamada...
Nothing happened.
Earth to Yamada...
Nothing happened till the very end of the field trip!
Yamada, I heard you were alone with Kosuda down the river.
Did something happen between you two?
Excuse me?
Do you really think something could have happened with a boring guy like him?!
Ouch!
S-Sorry.
Good.
Glad to know nothing happened.
Say that to my face!
Why are you mad?
Kosuda, don't feel so blue.
Just cherish the fact that you were alone with her.
She's not on your level.
This meat's so good.
Yeah... you're right.
Not on my level.
Maybe that's why Yamada was so mad.
She'd probably find it a nuisance even if I were to confess to her.
Kosuda, you all right?
Aren't you hungry?
Can I... eat the meat?
You've got a poor feature and a poor friend.
Once we get back, can I come over to your house?
Yeah, totally!
No biggie!
Field trip couples never work out!
Don't be so open about being a sore loser, though I do feel sorry for you.
Yamada, it doesn't look like you had a lot of fun.
On the other hand, I did.
I also befriended people from other schools.
Sign: To Brother
Not to mention that I bought a gift for my brother.
Wow, Miyano, that's a lot of souvenirs.
Yeah, for the family, Kazuki, and accidentally for Kosuda...
Just don't actually give it to him or he'll think you're a total weirdo.
Hey, Misato, did anything good happen to you?
Thanks for asking!
A guy from another school talked to me!
He just asked for directions to Kinkakuji.
Tokyo.
You're free to go!
Make sure you all go straight home.
Remember that the field trip doesn't end until you get home.
Takeshita, join me for coke to wash my sorrow away.
Sorry, I've already got plans.
Is it a man?
You have plans with a man?!
Sup, it's Matsuo.
Nothing really happened until the end.
Does Kosuda not like me?
I feel stupid all of a sudden.
Maybe I'll find a different guy.
Yamada!
Wh- Kosuda!
I made it.
You were on the train?
I was following you before you switched trains,
but I was helping out a kid who almost got killed in rush hour,
and was also mistaken for a sex offender...
Sounds like Kosuda.
Um, I...
Kosuda came for me!
I had something I had to tell you.
Kosuda followed me here!
Y-You don't have anything to say.
Just listen to me, please!
I don't care!
You're a boring man!
Wait!
I... for a while now, I...
Yamada, I...
I...
Lo...
Lo...!
Love you...
Yes!
All right!
I said it to her!
Though it wasn't exactly perfect, I feel like I got something off my chest.
I'll accept any answer from her.
Though I'm a bit scared.
I couldn't hear him out very well.
Lo... Lu...?
Lucid lingerie?
Look at me nude?
But I think...
It was "love," right?
He took the trouble of following me to say it, after all.
Kosuda!
Know your place!
You're gross!
You stupid photography maniac and gofer!
You don't have to be so embarrassed about it...
I'm not happy at all.
But well, now I can definitely have sex with him.
So I guess I'm a bit happy.
But wait...
What if it isn't love at all, and...
Lotion your face.
It looks dried.
If he really said that, that's unforgivable!
I'll pay him back once I fuck him!
At least you're all up for sleeping with him.
Lo?
Lu...
Lucky charms?
Lustful?
Yeah, right!
No man on earth wouldn't fall in love with me.
So, what are you gonna tell him?
Tell who what?
Well, he confessed, so aren't you going to reply back?
"I love you too" maybe?
Why should I have to say anything?!
She's still acting all high and mighty...?
Well, you could just friendzone him.
Friends with benefits, huh?
Those aren't real friends.
Well, are you going to say you don't like him?
I wonder if I've said too much.
I can't sleep with him if I tell him that!
Okay.
I confessed, but I wonder if it reached her.
I need to ask.
Yamada.
Yamada?
Why are you running away?
The river flows forevermore, waters always changing.
The bubbles around the rocks pop and merge continually.
It's Kosuda.
I want to talk to you. I'll be in the club room at lunch,
so can you come-
Yamada!
So is that your answer?
I got rejected...
I don't know anything about love!
I just want to have sex!
Why did you have to say that, Kosuda?!
You dumbass!
I want to embrace you!
I want to see you!
The moonlight is shining.
I don't need the glass shoes tonight, Darling.
I close my eyes, yet the moment we touch,
I awake from my dream and my chest suddenly feels tight.
Hey, come pick me up.
Keep it a secret from your mommy.
Bathing in the moonlight,
I am the barefoot princess, you see?
I want to embrace you!
I want to see you!
The moonlight is shining.
I cast a magic spell that will last forever.
I promise you.
Never again, will I let you go.
I don't need the glass shoes tonight, Darling.
Preview
Kosuda's such an idiot!
I don't know about love at all!
Wait, Kosuda!
We're in class!
Everyone's listening!
Stop, not now!
Yamada, I love you!
No!!
Next time, I, Kosuda Takashi, will man up.
The second half will be about an athletic meet.
Don't miss it!